The Texas Taliban

The Texas Taliban has pushed out the United States. Our 173 years of occupation have come to an end. Our withdrawal has been messy and very expensive.

Voters are being denied their rights in Texas and women forced to relinquish their citizenship. Unlike men, women may not seek, or take, their doctors’ advice in private. The Texas Taliban say that women are wards of the state. Thus, they are minors and must be treated that way. The Texas Taliban will soon insist that women’s votes be counted as only a fraction of a man’s vote, if counted at all.

Like their Afghan idols, The Texas Taliban detests all forms of democracy and value only their Texas Caliphate. Women are reviled. Theirs is a male-to-male culture held together by guy bonding. Females play no role. Nor do men.

As with Afghanistan, our withdrawal has left millions of females behind to suffer at the hand of these pseudo male weirdos.

Like their Afghan heroes, the Texas Taliban adhere to millennia-old religious ideas, especially the hatred of women. Like their hero Dumb Don, they view women with total contempt and demand that they do what they are told to do by their Taliban superiors. Expect the Texas Taliban to dictate what females are allowed to study, the jobs they are allowed to have and the clothes that they must wear.

To ensure total control, only the Texas Taliban can vote. Like those of women, the votes of other Texans, especially Latinos, must be suppressed. And their citizenship stripped.

In its latest move, the Texas Taliban will monitor all mail and delivery to prevent companies sending women medicines that it doesn't approve for them. Offenders across the U.S. will be jailed.

The Texas Taliban will move aggressively to capture more territory. Their goal is to dismember the United States and to expel from their land all who don’t comply. Which brings up the 1848 problem: some two-thirds of Mexico is now inside the U.S. and the Texas Taliban wants to be rid of the Latinos who came with this territory. The Texas Caliphate must rule.

Enjoy.