How dumb is Dumb Don? He’s the MaNGA candidate who is dumb enough to show up at an outdoor rally to set himself up for assassination by other MaNGA crazies. And nearly get killed doing it.
Soon, Don will be telling us that the shooter missed because he is better looking than nasty cat woman Kamala Harris. And was distracted by Dumb Don’s sheer gorgeousness.
His hair, makeup and self-comparison with female beauty fit Don’s long unclear gender identification. And Don’s fast-rising incoherence now touches every subject imaginable.
For decades Don has whined and shrieked like a baby boy just learning to speak. In spite of his elderly demeanor, Don, as Publius has shown many times, can neither read nor write and never learned to speak English. He moans, groans and shouts in disconnected, syntax-free sentence shards that are not translatable into language that we can all understand.
Dumb Don’s increasingly demented rants show that his mental state is in full-blown crisis. No one with his fast-rising level of incoherence can talk intelligibly to anyone, American or foreign, let alone run a country.
Among his ever-more broken shards, the Dumb One devalued the Medal of Honor and claimed that Biden resigned his candidacy in a “vicious, violent overthrow” like the one Don organized on January 6, 2021. He denounces “black” jobs and calls the governor of Pennsylvania, a “highly overrated Jewish governor”. He claims that several years ago Kamala Harris “happened to turn Black”.
Then the MaNGA candidate, whose two eldest sons are avid shooters, said “It’s just insane, but you can’t walk across the street to get a loaf of bread, you get shot…” As indeed, he was. By a Republican MaNGA nut like himself.
To their horror, Dumb Don’s operatives found stumbling, bumbling, low-key Joe Biden, who Dumb Don could easily outshout, suddenly replaced by a woman who speaks perfect English. Clearly and forcefully. Kamala Harris.
Worse for the Dumb Dude, Harris is a practiced DA who has examined and cross examined all kinds of witnesses in all kinds of cases. In clear and logical English. Thousands of times.
As Publius showed over six years ago in Trump Flunks His TruMP, Trump’s lawyers could not allow him to testify at his 34 guilty count hush money trial. So, there is no way that Dumb Don’s operatives can allow him to debate Harris on live TV. Don himself may wimp out.
Don has, in effect, disqualified himself as a candidate for the presidency. And repeats his disqualification second-by-second. He’s now so confused that Fox News, his top propaganda outlet, had to cut off his gibberish mid interview.
Yet large numbers of people show up to see him in his red MaNGA hat, putting themselves in exceptional danger from MaNGA crazies like Don’s would-be assassin. Sure enough, the former chief of a local volunteer fire department was killed trying to protect his wife and daughters when a MaNGA devotee opened fire on the top MaNGAnista.
Republicans, you don’t have a lot of time to do something, but do something you must.
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