Dumb Don is like the frog in a pot being heated slowly to the boiling point. The frog has no idea that the water is getting hotter and hotter. He won’t know that he’s dead until he is.
Don can’t read or write, as we have endlessly documented, so he cannot read what is in the Mueller report and has no way of knowing what is in it. He is being boiled slowly and has no idea.
The Mueller Report is extraordinarily damaging. It opens up a whole series of investigations that will not end for some time.
Here is what you will learn in only the first 100 pages.
In April 2016, Putinista Joseph Mifsud told George Papadopoulos, the Trump campaign’s foreign policy advisor, that Russia had thousands of Hilary Clinton’s emails.
On June 9, 2016, Don Trump Jr, Dumb Don’s son, Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner, met with several Russian agents at the Trump Tower in New York to coordinate the release of these emails.
On June 12, 2016, Julian Assange of WikiLeaks said that he too had Clinton’s emails.
On June 15, 2016, Russia’s military intelligence, the GRU, released data on the Democratic National Committee.
On July 22, 2016, Russian agent WikiLeaks released Clinton’s emails.
On July 27, 2016, at 10:30am, Trump asked Russia to release all 30,000 of Clinton’s emails.
We have a straight line between April and July 2016. Trump was precise about the number of Clinton emails that Russia had because, through this series of meetings and events, he knew.
The Mueller report concluded, however, that because Dumb Don’s management of people and events is as dumb as we saw over two years ago in The Trump Management Protocol (TruMP), there were enough misfires in Don’s internal communications that he cannot be convicted outright of conspiracy. But, equally, as the Mueller timeline shows, the report said that Don cannot be exonerated either. Congress must decide Don’s guilt or innocence after further investigations. The frog is being brought to the boil.
Because he cannot read, Don has no idea that this is happening to him. He keeps raving about “no collusion.” He just doesn’t know that he is being boiled and his people are too scared to tell him.
That means that Kremlingate investigations will go on for months as Congress slowly digests the astonishing set of horrors in the Mueller Report and raises the heat in the pot. Our frog is being boiled.
William Barr, Dumb Don’s Attorney General, made matters incomparably worse for Don by one of the most incompetent censoring jobs known to man. Amongst other things, Barr made sure to show that there is way more to come from investigations of Russia’s foreign intelligence operation, the GRU. So, the real damage is on the way.
Don knows none of this because he cannot read the Mueller Report. If he could, he would be dying a thousand deaths trying to figure his way out of it. And if he had any intelligence at all—as we have seen time and again, he doesn’t—he would have hopped out of the pot a long time ago.
Dumb Don’s latest lunacy is telling the Democrats that he will not cooperate with them until the investigations into his conspiracy with the Russians are over. By then he will be boiled.
Lesson number one for the Republican coalition partners and the Democrats, if they have any brains, is that they must guarantee that their 2020 candidates are able to read and write.
The price of running with a candidate who cannot read or write is another boiled frog.
Follow Up May 31, 2019
It didn't take too long for our boiling frog to turn up the heat on himself. Robert Mueller stepped forward two days ago to repeat, almost word-for-word, what he wrote in his report, that he could not find Dumb Don innocent of obstruction of justice. Mueller repeated, as he wrote repeatedly in his report, that Congress must, under the Constitution, take his evidence and pursue the question of Dumb Don's guilt or innocence. The Mueller investigation is just getting under way.
Dumb Don's lawyer, Rudy Guliani, wisely took Publius' May 2, 2018 advice in Trump Flunks His TruMP and ensured that the Dumb Dude did not submit to any kind of in-person examination. All Don's answers to Mueller's simple questions were that he did not recall, confirming to the public that Don does not have the mental capacity to recall very much.
A person with even a modicum of a brain knew long ago that, when investigated as Don is being investigated, he must say nothing whatever. Anything he says is incriminating. Undaunted, our Dumb One has restarted his attacks on Mueller, saying “I think Mueller is a true never-Trumper. He is somebody that dislikes Donald Trump.” (Small note: in English "somebody that likes" is "someone who likes.")
This kind of personal invective is destructive. Dumb Don looks both dumb and guilty at the same time. Amazing that the guy's brain appears smaller by the day. And he and his team appear happy about it.
Follow Up Jun 13, 2019
Talk about looking dumb and guilty at the same time! Today, Dumb Don admitted that he would take FSB help to win an election any time he could get it and that no, he would not report this to the FBI. The biggest problem any prosecutor will have is that Don's intelligence is so limited that he will be hard to put on trial.
The guy is so intellectually incontinent that he has confirmed the purpose of his son's June 9, 2016 meeting with Russian agents and how he got his July 27, 2016 numbers so right and confirmed that he would do it again!!
His number one problem is that he is too scrambled to be able to read the Mueller report so he has no idea what is in it. If he could read and write he would know that what he has just said puts him dead center in impeachment territory. With Dumb Don's admission that conspiring with the FSB to throw American elections is just fine and that Mueller is right, does the House have any alternative but to begin impeachment?
Follow Up July 8, 2019
On p. 224, the Mueller Report finds that Dum Don tried to rewrite the purpose of the June 9, 2016 Trump Tower meeting. Which explains his numeric precision on July 27, 2016.
November 20, 2020
Having lost the election, the frog, now boiled has decided on a rolling coup: He will say that the election is in litigation and there can be no transfer of power until the process is completed. Four more years. With a dead frog...