Our national addiction is mass murder. We live for these hits. We’ve just had massive overdoses Orlando and Dallas. As always, the drugs were supplied by our top dealer, Congress, which guarantees that any terrorist with any motivation can get any gun to commit any murder anywhere, any time.
Congress is behind us all the way. From Columbine to Sandy Hook, from San Bernardino to Orlando and Dallas, Congress has stood firm in support of our addiction to mass terror.
We’ve got it bad. The media too. Gun makers salivate. Politicians mainline carefully overwrought comments about how sorry, so sorry, they are for the victims of terror and their families. The religious are way more sincere, of course.
Like all addicts, we long for the next hit. Now we can even stream them live!! More, more, all we want is more.
So, on November 8, do not miss the opportunity to support your drug dealer in Congress. Vote for anyone who will keep those terrorists well-stocked and ready to kill Americans whenever and wherever they wish.
You will feel so much better next time it happens.
February 16, 2018
Thank you Congress!! Once again you have ensured that we pay the price for your addiction to mass murder. Face it, you LOVE what happened in Parkland, Florida!! The deaths of 17 in a high school there was exactly what you wanted for America. Well done!!
You will NEVER use Publius' solution to our murder addiction because it would mean serious rehab. And that, you cannot handle.